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I'm a hateful little person by ~calculatinginfinity:iconcalculatinginfinity:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Satire > Open


Well hello there
Fancy meeting you here
Sit down over there
Let's have a beer

I swear I can't rhyme
This ain't worth a fuck
I have no artistic integrity
I'd sell this to you for a buck

But if you should feel obliged to ask
Why I'm pissed off
It won't be a daunting task
To tell you to just fuck off

End.
©2005-2010 ~calculatinginfinity
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Author's Comments

God, I'm bored. LAUGH, PRETTY THINGS! LAUGH!

I'm not an angry old fart who can't do anything but complain, I was just thinking of writing something to stop my hum.. "gallery" [*feels like an art whore*] from rotting away and this came up. Pay no mind to it, really.

Word of advice: I don't do poetry and I have a very good reason not to. Look for yourselves.

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:iconyuna-san:
~yuna-san Aug 31, 2005, 4:42:19 AM
ahaha, que estranho :x like, nem sabia que este username era o teu :x mas logo que li o titulo pensei "deixa cá ler isto, que parece feito por uma alma gémea do kaw xD " depois quando vi um comment em português e tal é que associei as coisas :P

(:heart:) ;D fica bem chouchou

--
I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies. - Le Corbusier
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~calculatinginfinity Dec 3, 2005, 6:25:32 AM
omg, és a pior. Eu não te dei o meu da? xD :hug:

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"Oh lord, won't you buy me a Rhodes, a Mellotron, a Variax 700, a Fat Stratocaster and a Theremin? All my friends have flutes, I've got to make amends." - failing at raping Janis Joplin's lyrics. Also undercover wishlist *wink wink*
:iconyuna-san:
~yuna-san Dec 3, 2005, 8:36:10 AM
claro que deste, parvo xD mas é que vi isto na lista de deviations da minha lista de devwatch, se é que me compreendes. Beijinho ((L))

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I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies. - Le Corbusier
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~violent-disorder Aug 28, 2005, 3:44:29 PM
Odeio o titulo, simplesmente. :paranoid:


Gosto do resto. xD

--
you make it all look gay

:heart:
:icontoshinden:
~toshinden Aug 26, 2005, 6:11:04 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
that poem fails
and so does this
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~calculatinginfinity Aug 28, 2005, 2:08:26 PM
You fail miserably at failing! ><! No wait, that's good. You fail miserably at not failing miserably! ><

--
"Oh lord, won't you buy me a Rhodes, a Mellotron, a Variax 700, a Fat Stratocaster and a Theremin? All my friends have flutes, I've got to make amends." - failing at raping Janis Joplin's lyrics. Also undercover wishlist *wink wink*
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